Alanah and Kristal are in a real doozy of a pickle. They can't apply at this so called "firm" with their tarnished school records. There is only one way to clean their slates, so to speak. They have to sleep with the Dean. Problem is, the Dean is a slack-jawed homosexual. Darn. I guess they're screwed. Oh well. Wait! Maybe there is one other person out there who...